Welcome

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OUR VALUE PROPOSITION

We help global corporations gain greater efficiencies through consolidating their cultural humour resources into a single unified platform. Our unique methodology allows not only for this consolidation to occur but also to use the resulting infrastructure as a base for expansion, utilising the substantial knowledge base and functionality of our unique web based technology.

Our secret is our highly successful Dali Surrealism Generator technology. Boasting ubiquitous backwards compatibility across all commercial platforms as well as plug ins to help keep the Comms room smelling fresh as a daisy.

Our army of Consultants have years of experience and access to Jokes dating back to the Greco-Roman period thanks to our strategic partnerships with Jimmy Tarbuck & Des O Connor. Our methodology can deliver significant and measured increase in morale in your organisation within weeks. our mission is to put the titters back into business.

We aim to create a portal that celebrates corportate stupidity and surrealism, capturing some of the funniest goings on in the corporate world. With this incredible database at the disposal of our users we can then help you build the fun back into your business FUNdamentals.   

One of our consultants instructs a CFO
from the Oil an Gas sector how to use a handshake buzzer
 

WHAT WE DO

 
 ENVIROMENTAL HUMOUR MAPPING
Improve the working enviroment of your corporation
 
TRAINING
We remember what we enjoy. Let us breathe new life into your training programs. Or let us run one of ours.
 
SPEECH WRITING & PRESENTATION AUTHORING
We can add some spark to your presentation, and minimise the TUMBLEWEED Effect of poor joke quality
 
STUPIDITY TRACKING
Find out from our stupdity portal that all corporations talk the same rubbish (anonomised content only)
 
MOCKING PORTALS
We can help you create an internal website poking fun at your competitors and celebrating your success
 
STUPIDITY UPDATES
EMAIL highlights of our portal content to make you titter
 
FREQUENTLY GIVEN ANSWERS
Check your tecnobabble and TLA'S against the the real world


Other Innovations include

Joke translation

Diversity proofing “old Jokes”

Humour vacuum detection

Chuckle monitoring

Rubber Chicken exclusion zones

Management Humour Bypass reversal 


 

 What we really do

Take the piss out corporate stupidity

 


  

     

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