Manhattan banking giant Morgan Freeman Bank announced a five year total outsourcing of its corporate humor resources to world leading humour business specialists Juicyfruithippo today.
CEO Samuel L. Jackson confirmed speculation of the news this morning at a brief press conference at their Manhattan HQ. "We have today signed over our corporate sense of humour to Juicyfruithippo who will now manage the content and flow of our day to day trading floor smut and transactional unpleasantries at the consumer level"
Juicyfruithippo CEO Stan Blokeman who stood by his side during the conference made bunny signs behind his head and later added "following a successful trail in the London Branch we are proud to be the first orgnanisation in our sector to have a credible finance offering. Our ability to react quickly to unpredictable events allowed us to prove our worth in the recent trial. For instance our "Bob Woolmer" jokes were the first to hit the streets and independent analysis has shown them to be 30% funnier than anything generated organically since"
Since the inception of Sarbanes Oxley and the Basel 2 accords it has been incumbent on NYSE listed financial institutions to ensure that they maintain a sufficiently sick level of email humour originating from their traders and Juicyfruithippo’s Dali processor allows the right level of quality coupled with unparalleled speed to market.
The five year deal is for an undisclosed sum and will last five years