Stan Blokeman Chief Executive & Chairman

Stan has been a professional smart ass and wisecracking asset of many a global organisation. Juicy fruit hippo is the culmination of a vision provided to Stan when he found himself locked in a chiller in St Ives with only Yoghurt and goats cheese to survive on.

 A long time sufferer of comedy tourettes, Stan is unable to help himself when presented with a good one liner. His presence at meetings is often welcome as he is able to make anyone wish it was lunchtime. His similarity to the Milky Bar Kid meant that he was constantly mistaken as a child, he was mistaken in his belief that Tortoises bounce, girls like frogs and that most cats float.

Stan has a long and successful track record in sales. He once sold 150 metres of scalextrik to a man with a very long passage. Once known as "the flying mallet" due to his unsubtle closing techniques, he is now a qualified practictioner of Zen Sales which allows the connectedness of the universe to coallesce and provide meaningful sales prospects through chanting and the balancing of the chi of a long since dead panda called Poo Poo.

Stan’s Hobbies include: Spaghetti, Inclining, Turning Wood (into sawdust mostly). Avoiding Heston Services, Making lego jam, Parawhistling sticking pins into anyone called Bob, masticating, refining crude oil, standing next to buttresses and pretending to speak Finnish. He is currently seeking therapy for his tendancy to throw Muller rice at Carol Vorderman.  He also has a wooden leg, he found it in the back of a cab and if he knew whose it was he would give it back to them.

He has recently completed a course of antibiotics which have accidentlally given him x ray vision, a feint aroma of steel wool emanating from his ears and west cornish accent but only when reciting Kipling.

He is an amateur novelist with a predilection for walnut whips. He has a partner and two sons, a dead cat and an adopted fungal infection on his left foot. Stan spends three months a year as a mollusc for tax reasons.