Juicyfruithippo Chief exec Stan Blokeman has moved swiftly to avert disaster for the Kutty Sark restoration project. The tragic fire that has devastated the historic ship is a fine example of how risk and its outcomes are just as much an opportunity as a problem. At a hurried product launch by the smouldering ruins of the of the once majestic ship, Blokeman announced a joint venture with Greenwhich Borough Council in the creation of “Old Clipper – Antique Barbecue Charcoal”

 

The revenue created from the many tonnes of charred old hull will not only further enhance the profits of juciyfruithippo but a fraction of the revenues will be ploughed back into the revised restoration of the invaluable national relic.

 

“Once the charcoal has been cleared from the site we will commission the rebuilding of the Kutty Sark in all her glory, only this time she will be in the form of a bouncy castle, and donut franchise” announced Doreen Cheaply Chief exec of Greenwhich Borough Council.