A recently distributed CBT (Computer based Training Package) circulated by a multi national corperate telecommunications company has highlighted a new telecommunications medium, previously thought impossible.

The company (who shall remain nameless) has a long standing reputation for quality broadband and voice applications. This development hints that it has a new form of communication utilising telepathy and collective conciousness and that it may be soon available for public use.

The new telepathy scheme has been in use in the company for some years as a means of collating information from staff to assist with auditing excercises. The scheme came to light due to a statement made in a recent staff training package. The statement read: "60% of accidents in work go un-reported" Thanks to the corporate telepathy scheme it is good to know that the company is aware of the 60% of un-reported accidents.