Peter Yoplait Manager extraodinaire

This relates to a certain French ex-yoghurt maker.  He was approached by one of his team who had won a frankly pant-wettingly large deal.   "Isn't it great about the deal?", beamed our plucky hero " We got the signature yesterday". 

Was Froggy's response: 

a) Well done le rosbif!  'Ave a nice bottle of fizzy French plonk on me and blinkin' congratulations, me old muckeur, as you say around zees parts",

b)don't tell me what you did yesterday, what are you going to do for me today?" or

c)your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?"

"c" would have been at least vaguely funny, but, you guessed, sadly, predictably, t'was "b".

He must have gone on a course to get that good!

Juicyfruithippo Adds:

Soon after this he must have spent a lot of time on the course as the hippo believes he was fired at his next job. But that was yesterday.