Rumours have been rife in the industry that Judy Finnegan would step down from her prominent role as a TV personality soon. This is now a step closer with Today’s news that she is to replace Ann Widecombe as Honorary Matron of Humour Consultants and Risk Reintroduction specialists Juicyfruithippo.

 

JUICYFRUITHIPPO man of mystery Mister X held a press conference today at a secret location near his private island complex. Surrounded by bikini clad cohorts he made the announcement and immediately established a live video link to Universal studios where Judy was rehearsing her next appearance as Shreks long lost sister in the next installment of the franchise "Shrek Goes Forth".

 

Her duties will include maintaining the well being of the board and ensuring that Mark Harding doesn’t get over tired at parties.

 

Miss Widdecombe stepped down last week after a successful career at Juciyfruithippo.

 

Mr X thanked Miss Widdecombe for her hard work and wished her well and stated that replacing the Matron Role was a difficult task but one that they felt they had excelled in with their choice of Judy Finnegan. “Her caring nature, sensible “no nonsense" approach and her willingness to get her norks out for the lads at major events has been a huge, huge factor in selecting her for this important senior role within the business". Mr X then attempted to take control of the universe with his latest mind control techniques but simply caused the cameras to steam up.